God jul!

Will Santa also come to our small little apartment? Of course he will.

Yesterday, Johannes built a snow-man with the fresh snow. When we walk around, he wants to stop at every little patch of ice. I have this awkward feeling he likes the temperatures and the snow more than we do.

It is cold outside and the strong wind sends chills down our spines. I have this idea that we could go out to the Jul inblåsning, an orchestra playing at the folkparken. However, it wasn’t the best idea to walk there, and Kathi has no clue that it was going to be about 45 minutes to get there (actually that’s probably almost the longest walking distance across Lund). So she is a little bit upset. I also am slightly upset when we got there late and they would not let anyone in anymore. Too bad (but it could have been the case that we wouldn’t have been admitted to the building without the digital covid certificate). Some swedes are standing outside the building and watching the live stream on their smartphones.

We head back into the city center and go to a café to warm up. I order a hot chocolate in Swedish, but I’m completely baffled when she asks me something back in Swedish. Jag förstår inte. Ah yes, some cream on my chocolate, tack. Everyone is chilled and Kathi and I enjoy our Chai lattes. Three people enter the café, all wearing FFP2 masks. They are the only one with masks. Turns out: They are german tourists. Go figure.

The weather is fine and sky is blue. The sun casts a golden light around the city as we walk around the place. Kathi and Johannes enter the cathedral (where it’s warm) and come out again with a bag that someone gave to Johannes for jul. It contains stuff for handicraft and sweets (nicely packaged in a box labeled “What’s actually important in life?” in Swedish). So nice!

In the afternoon we have our Christmas feast (I think Kathi will report on which kind of meals you can cook in such a small kitchen with limited resources). We put up the Christmas lights we took with us, and go out to mess a bit with the snow. As we come back, Santa had brought us some presents. Yay! Johannes gets the clothes he wished for, several books and two CDs. Some stuff Santa seemed to have forgotten though. Still, he is happy.

We send out greetings and wishes to our friends and get some back. It’s been a different Christmas day than most others, of course, but we still had a great time. White Christmas, even!

Have yourself a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

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Välkommen och hej (då)

We slept well for the first night in our new temporary beds. We tried to prepare mysli but we found out that we did not have bowls. So we ate it from drinking glasses, the modern way of eating muesli 🙂 But no worries, the receptionist provided us with bowls so this was the only time we had to take these drastic measures.

We were thinking of getting a postbox (more than 200 EUR for six months), but we were not sure if we could use that for skatteverket (probably not) and what other post would we need to receive in the first place? So for now, we decided against it.

Then we drove to the welcome center for immigrants in Lund (Lundavälkomsten) and two very kind and friendly women gave us shelter from the rain while we filled in the application form for Johannes (again, the form asked for the personnummer, but of course we did not have that yet, but it is no requirement for going to school in Sweden — it is a requirement for the free SFI foreign language courses, though, so we cannot do that yet). They told us that their chief, Camilla, already was on vacation, but would be back in January, so they would leave the application on her desk. We would be brave to come to Sweden before Christmas, heh, yeah, maybe. So Johannes would not be going to (integration) school before January 10th, but that was part of the plan.

We spent the rest of the day buying more food and toilet paper at LIDL (woohoo, going to a supermarket two days in a row where I haven’t been to one in more than a year!) and looking for houses (without success). It kind of depends on the outcome of Kathi’s job interview next week, whether we want to stay in Lund for (much) longer or proceed on further north, where the housing is more affordable. It could be a temporary solution to rent something small and cheap in Lund in the first months while we try to find a house further north. Staying at our hotel apartment for several months is too expensive.

So this is still something that needs to be resolved. Step by step.

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Upon New Shores

6 AM. The day of the winter solstice. What a great idea to come to Sweden in midwinter. We open the curtains to the tiny, flickering lights of the shoreline of Trelleborg, still covered in darkness. Time to get moving for some frukost before leaving the ferry.

Trelleborg from the ferry

7:30 AM. Our masks are stowed away. Wearing our jackets and hats, we are sitting in our car, waiting for our new life to begin and watching the black sky turning dark blue. We tune into radio P4 Malmö and as we drive down the ramp onto the mainland, a song from ABBA’s new album is playing to welcome us. There is no passport check, we just drive through a gate and that’s that.

We pass through Trelleborg with its red brick buildings and so many Christmas lights and other glimmering decoration. Little villages along the road are lit up, too, as our route takes us through the heartland. As the sun slowly crawls up the horizon, the silhouette of the hills, trees and houses are cast against the blue and neon golden gradient of the sky. It is such a beautiful view. A new dawn with high hopes. We’re closing in.

9 AM. Without navigation, we take the scenic route through lovely Lund. Finally, we find our hotel and although the check-in time is usually 14:00, everyone is so nice and friendly and try hard to make it possible for us to get into our room.

The apartment is very basic. Paint is peeling off at many places, the window is not closing properly. It is cold (around 17°C), but we’ve got a kitchen and the shower is actually bigger than the kitchen (no kidding). We turn up the heater as much as possible but we’re not confident this will help much. Luckily, the staff provided us with an extra electric radiator later that does the job.

12:15 PM. After making ourselves comfy, we take a walk to the centre of Lund through the cemetery of Norra kyrkogården and Johannes wants us to read all the tombstones, but we don’t have the time. We’re on a mission.

We walk through the beautiful centre of old buildings. Hardly anyone is wearing a mask on their faces. There’s an ice skating court in front of the rådhus, many kids and parents are skating there happily. We’ll probably check it out later. At skatteverket, the tax agency, there is only a tiny piece of plastic next to the computer to create additional distance between the staff and the client. Our staff member is very friendly and helps us with the folkbokförd, the registering process for residency, copying all the material we’re handing her.

2 PM. Then we’re done here, but the process to get the ominous personnummer may take up to 18 weeks. We go back to the Handelsbanken to apply for an account there, but without a personnummer, the guy at the counter (while being very friendly and helpful) says it is likely that the process will take longer (if successful at all) than it will to get the personnummer in the first place. While that’s not encouraging, we’re not leaving without filling in the forms.

3:30 PM. Back in the hotel we rest for a moment, but then head out to the supermarket (a LIDL discounter in our case) to get some stuff for dinner and breakfast. As we didn’t have lunch yet, we stop at an asian fast-food restaurant on the way to have some grub (I would have gone for the German Döner Kebab, but Kathi didn’t want to eat there). It’s good and we will note this down for further food emergencies, but man, it is expensive for fast-food!

Fitting fortune cookies

When we leave, it’s already dark outside. But the LIDL is close by. First world problem: We cannot get unlink a trolley because none of our (Euro) coins fit and we have no Swedish coins yet (but nobody seems to use the big trolleys anyway!). So we buy some stuff and head back.

We check some more housing stuff on the internet while Johannes does some homework. The first day is done. I think we have accomplished some important parts, but we are all tired now.

Summarising: Everyone in Sweden so far has been very friendly, nice, supportive and helpful to us. We don’t know if this is honest, but we would like to think it is. Thank you, Sweden, for the friendly welcome. Tack så mycket.

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Christmas Came Early this Year

After a good night’s sleep we had a nice pancake breakfast with my brother’s family and my sister-in-law’s sister’s family, Rani and her son Elliott (former ring bear(er)). Johannes had a great time with his cousins Ronan and especially Lee, and curiously watched them either play Minecraft or watched somebody else playing Minecraft (as this seems to be common now to watch somebody play instead of playing yourself).

Later on, Ronan had a game of soccer that we followed from the side lines, freezing our heads off with the chilly winds (yeah, it is kind of a preparation on what to expect in Sweden, right?).

After the game, Katharina’s brother and his two daughters were waiting for us at the house. It was like a big family reunion, with Johannes’ four cousins, aunties and uncles present. Speaking of presents: With all the gifts being handed, cooking together, sharing a good time, this seemed to us as if Christmas came a bit early this year. Very much appreciated. Thank you all for making this possible.

On Monday morning we received a mail from the KVR office in Munich that Johannes could not be deregistered. We should appear in person at the office in Munich. We were quite startled and distressed. It’s not that I called the KVR twice two weeks earlier to make sure we could just deregister online and there would be no problem regarding our child. People on the phone told me: It should be fine. It’s not that we entered the deregistration a week in advance. Fun Fact: Normally, you cannot even book an appointment for deregistration. After Katharina sent a written and signed consent that I was not kidnapping our kid, we got a reply that the document was being forwarded to some other employee. That did indeed help to take the stress out of the situation.

Ever since my sister and I stopped talking more than ten years ago, I never had the chance to talk to my niece Amber again. I was so glad that Rakhee had arranged a video call with her. Oh my, I was so happy to see and talk to her. She’s such a good looking woman now and I’m glad she seems to have found her way through life albeit her mother.

We took it slow before we reloaded our car with all the suitcases and stuff and left for Travemünde to take the TT Line ferry. The full moon silently guided us through the night. We found our way to the right lane. As we were early, we had to wait about an hour in our car before we could drive onto the ferry. Our room was spacey and even had a shower. We had dinner (not too bad!) on the upper deck taking seats at a front window.

We could see the ferry leave the shores of the known realms into the darkness of the unknown future that lay ahead of us.

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Declaring a New State

So it’s been a while.

Actually, I missed my appointment of the tenth anniversary of starting my world tour back in 2011.

Never mind.

As it turns out, I am able to go on a new adventure right now.

I’ve been many places, but this is going to be something different.

During the past ten years, life has changed a lot for me (well, I’m pretty sure yours changed, too!).

Some people may know that shortly after I returned from my travels, I found the love of my life, Katharina.

Some people may have heard that we founded a family and now have Johannes, an awesome kid of seven years.

When I left my home to travel around the world, it was somewhat clear that I could come back to my home town Munich. Back to the country I was born.

This will change right now. We, the three of us are leaving Germany. We are going to relocate and be living in Sweden. This is a big WE instead of I.

The decision was made about a month ago. And today we are sitting in our tiny car, and the radio plays ABBA, not on request but by incident. Dancing Queen, not exactly 17. Before we were listening to “Inside Out” (Alles steht Kopf) which describes our feelings pretty well.

Our stuff is packed back in boxes in Munich and our car is crammed with our two suitcases as if we are going on a short vacation, except that we’re not. Johannes is headbanging to the music, and we are singing along. Sometimes. Our feelings are mixed. It is not easy to say “Good Bye!” to all the friends we left behind. We still hope that we will see them again, have a laugh together or otherwise stay in contact. We’ve got cookies from them or the best wishes for our endeavours. We were lucky to have them.

Good karma. No traffic jams, okay weather and a full moon. The sun never rose that day and the grey sky turned black at 5pm as if to tell us how short the days will be in Sweden.

We reach Hamburg 8.5h later. My brother and his family take care of us with open arms and we feel like home again. Roasted chicken fills our tummies, and our hearts are light over the nice conversations we have with my brother Pit, his wife Rakhee and Rani, Rakhee’s sister. Johannes plays with his cousins and goes to bed very late. He seems happy and I think we all are.

We’re all good. The days in crazy Germany are counted.

Maybe I’ll write about our motivation and expectancies later, but not today. 

Boxes on Boxes

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